I Am a Human, and You Are a Cat. We Go Together...
I thought it was a nice touch on American Idol last night when all of the contestants did duets with M.C. Scat Cat in honor of Paula Abdul.
Explanation: If you didn't know, Paula Abdul actually performed in the Opposites Attract video with an animated cat. And it won the 1991 Grammy award for "Best Short Form Music Video." Good times!
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What's the only difference between Sanjaya and Barbaro?
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After his 15 minutes of fame, at least Barbaro was useful for something: Glue.
Barbaro had three good legs.
Barbaro got more fan letters.
Barbaro had a chance to make stud fees.
People liked Barbaro.
One pointlessly spent months with his long flowing mane glimmering in the American media spotlight as he staved off the inevitable and the other... well, I guess there is no difference.
Every time I saw one on television, I thought the media was beating a dead horse. Every time I saw the other, I thought the media was beating a dying horse.
One was a whole horse, while the other is just a horse's ass.
One sang like William Hung 'til he was hoarse and the other...
For one, people today would pay millions of dollars and cheer to see a little tiny man ride on his back while whipping him. For the other, it would just be sick, because he died back in January.
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