I'm Batman.
Explanation: I'm not Batman like a superhero. I'm Batman like the Michael Keaton Batman who couldn't turn his neck. I pulled something in bad sleeping quarters over the weekend. I wonder if there's any Bat-Muscle-Relaxant in my utility belt...
Just for the record, I do not think Superman should be allowed to wield a lightsaber.
Explanation: Just a random thought from an incident on Thanksgiving weekend. The cardinality of the integers came up again, too - This time a google has been replaced by a googleplex as the largest number in existence. I had to go back and reread my letter to the four-year-olds of America... even though the offender is now five.
Special Blog Bonus: Not sure if I've posted this yet, but I love this clip about how Superman should have ended:
This weekend we learned that the key to a successful relationship is the integration of positive and negative attributes. Therefore, your relationship success hinges on -1/3 x^3 + C. You're welcome.
Explanation: Hey, integration is tough for some people:
Special Blog Bonus: For those of you who are less mathematical, have no fear - the success of your relationships depends on Two-Face from Batman.
For those of you who are less mathematical and less mature, the success of your relationships still depends on Two-Face from Batman, but in LEGO form:
