Tardy the Turtle

From the archives:

Crayons taste like purple!

Source: The one and only Tardy the Turtle from Greg the Bunny.

Explanation: Tardy is the developmentally challenged turtle on the show. This clip shows the best of Tardy (which isn't hard, because the show only had like six episodes). Some highlights:

• "I am singing the quiet song. The quiet song. The quiet song. I AM SINGING THE QUIET SONG!"
• "The green ones make me horny."
• "After dinner I'm opposed to get pudding!"
• "I made a smelly in my shelly."

And of course, the canteloupe in the last clip actually made me laugh out loud. Good stuff! Check it out:

This Post Is Funny, Blah

MALDORA BLAH - BELOVED WIFE, BLAH. R.I.P.B.

Source: Greg the Bunny. The show ran on Fox for all of about six episodes and didn't make it. The Independent Film Channel, however, has had more success with the show, although their version is less appropriate for my blog.

Explanation: Count Blah, one of the main characters, finishes everything he says with "Blah". So, it makes sense that his wife's tombstone does the same, blah. Here's a clip:



If you're feeling really ambitious, here's the series premiere. It's worth it to see Greg meet Count Blah. Of course, you'll probably also figure out why the show didn't make it.