See No Evil, Sign No Evil

From the archives:

I have the American Sign Language dictionary on tape.

Source: I made this one up. Quite proud of it. It's Steven Wrightish, don't you think?

Explanation: See, the ASL dictionary is a visual thing. It just doesn't work on tape. Get it? Get it?

Special Blog Bonus: Here's some more of the real Steven Wright for your viewing pleasure: