I Can Totally Reach That

They say "You can't teach height." That's a shame, because I'm really good at it.

Explanation: You know that thing that you can't reach without the stepstool? Yeah, I can reach that.

Unfortunately, I have to step out this morning. Please behave for your substitutes, Mr. Bol and Mr. Bogues.



Here's the syllabus if you're interested:

• Introduction: Watch Your Head and Other Valuable Lessons
  
• Clothes Dryers and Why Tall People Hate Them
  
• Airplanes. Exit Rows: Good. Person in Front of You Reclining: Not Good.
  
• The Top Shelf: Not Just for Dust Anymore
  
• Footboards on beds, Modesty Boards on Desks, and Other Evil Inventions.
  
• Lightening Will Hit You First. Beware!
  
• Big Shoes, Small Selections
  
• The Perils of Walking: Spiderwebs, Tree Branches, and Light Fixtures
  
• Gas Mileage and Legroom: Inversely Proportional
  
• "Cute" Houses and Other Euphemisms for "You Won't Fit"
  
• The Ineffectiveness of Chest-Level Shower Heads
  
• My Feet: Why Did They Move So Far Away?