From the archives:
Ow! That really hurt... Who throws a shoe?
Source: I'm quoting Austin Powers today after Random Task threw a shoe at him. He then went on to tell Random Task that he fought like a woman. Good stuff. Now let's get to the exciting stuff.
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In an ironic twist of fate, my daughter has just now started to wear number 2 diapers.
Explanation: My little girl has moved up to the world of number 2 diapers. I think this is just hysterical, as the newborn and number 1 diapers certainly saw their fair share of "number twos." And yes, I'm joking about poop again.
Interesting Note: The number 2 diapers also come with Grover diapers. May [the diety of your choice] have mercy on his soul.
Special Blog Bonus: And with no further ado, I present the obligatory Austin Powers clip:
Carry a laser down the road that I must travel.
Source: Kyrie, a 1985 hit by Mr. Mister.
Explanation: This song came on the radio the other day, and it occurred to me that in the 22 years since I first heard it, I have had absolutely no idea what the words were. So, I finally went an looked them up. Apparently, "Kyrie Eleison" is Greek for "Lord have mercy." For those of you who knew that, congrats. For those who didn't, now you know. There are actually no lasers involved:
Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel
Kyrie Eleison through the darkness of the night
Kyrie Eleison where I'm going will you follow
Kyrie Eleison on a highway in the light
Special Blog Bonus: You know who should have lasers, though? Sharks. Sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their heads.
From the archives:
"There are two types of people I hate in this world. Those who are intolerant of other people's culture, and the Dutch!"
Source: Austin Powers, from Goldmember.
Explanation: Apparently Austin Powers has some issues with Dutch people.
Disclaimer: We at Jeremy's Sametime Status Message blog have no complaints about the hardworking indigenous people of Dutchland.
