I've Gained Weights

Since work yesterday, I've accumulated one dollar and 510 pounds of iron. Not bad, huh?

Explanation: Big time winnings in poker last night! It's important to note that calling a 10 cent bet and raising 20 cents in Limit Hold 'Em is not, I repeat not, enough to muscle somebody with a full house out of a pot. Lesson learned.

As for the iron, I made a detour on my way home this morning in order to pick up 6 brand new pairs of dumbbells. None of them looked like this: