My Fair Fergie

How come every time you come around my London, London Bridge wanna come down?

Source: Song lyrics from London Bridge, by Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas

Explanation: Remember, this is from the singer of My Humps. The meaning is probably not much deeper than that thing that hens should be doing with some bird that isn't a chicken or a rooster. So, turning to less colorful subject matter, let's just think about some other things that fall down:

• Humpty Dumpty
  
• The Tacoma Narrows Bridge
  
• At least one person on every drive to the hoop in a women's basketball game
  
• Soccer players, but only when breathed upon
  
• The company stock price
  
• The ball in this game (which is conveniently called "Fall Down")
  
• Every other ball Terrell Owens was thrown last season
  
• Every other ball Rex Grossman threw last season
  
• Ashes, ashes, we all do
  
• Anything you drop from a building, like for instance, a cat
  
• Is it too soon for a Gerald Ford joke?
  
• And, of course:

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You know, this video is edited for television. Kids watch it. It would be on MTV if they showed videos anymore. And still, it seems just a little inappropriate. Oh well. If you prefer something a little less racy, here's a video on the Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse, narrated by the most boring professor you ever had in college.