Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Gun Week - The iMAC-10

In light of the recent events at Virginia Tech, we at Jeremy's Status Message are concerned with the very serious issue of personal safety. After poring over the NRA web site, we have decided that the only way Americans can be truly safe is for every man, woman, and child in this country to be heavily armed at all times. The Second Amendment of the United States Constitution has remained unheeded by far too many for far too long.

But we also understand the inconvenience of carrying firearms in a world where our pockets are already full with the numerous other mobile gadgets that have proven so necessary for modern survival. After months in the lab, our crack engineering team has merged the firearm and the mobile device to help simplify the life of the modern gunowner.

Jeremy's Status Message proudly presents "Gun Week!"

The iMAC-10. Spread democracy while listening to your favorite tunes. Also available: the Video iMAC-10. Watch "The Office" safely while home alone. Watch "Home Alone" safely while in the office. Are you laughing at me? ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME???

See the rest of Gun Week: Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday


Dre807k said...

I could really use one of these. I'm listening/watching my iPod a good 65% of the day anyway. Lol! Wait is that a phone holster on the front?

Anonymous said...

So uhhh ever think of the bullet shell ejection where would it come out