Monday, April 23, 2007

Gun Week - The Glockberry

In light of the recent events at Virginia Tech, we at Jeremy's Status Message are concerned with the very serious issue of personal safety. After poring over the NRA web site, we have decided that the only way Americans can be truly safe is for every man, woman, and child in this country to be heavily armed at all times. The Second Amendment of the United States Constitution has remained unheeded by far too many for far too long.

But we also understand the inconvenience of carrying firearms in a world where our pockets are already full with the numerous other mobile gadgets that have proven so necessary for modern survival. After months in the lab, our crack engineering team has merged the firearm and the mobile device to help simplify the life of the modern gunowner.

Jeremy's Status Message proudly presents "Gun Week!"


Glockberry
The Glockberry. The only semi-automatic pistol with a full QWERTY keyboard. Defend your civil liberties without missing an email! Hurry now and own the official mobile device of the NRA!

See the rest of Gun Week: Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday

3 comments:

La Cuoca said...

Very interesting blog!
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Jeremy said...

If you get a chance, please take a moment to visit newsboycott.com.

I'll try to mention this site more prominently in a future post.

meeyotch said...

now THAT is hilarious... its nice to see people can still find humor in a society that is on the brink of chaos... or not.

HA!