Now We Know Why It Crossed the Road
"Let me understand. You've got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So who's having sex with the hen?"
Source: Frank Costanza from Seinfeld at a dinner table with George's future inlaws shortly after meeting them for the first time.
Explanation: I got a phone call the other day from someone asking me to help settle an argument about a very similar topic involving chickens, hens, and eggs.
Editor's Note: Jeremy's Status Message promises to get no more risqué than chicken sex. This is the worst you'll see. We promise. You can trust us.
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In going through my archives (most of which have not made the blog yet) I've noticed that an eerily large number of my status messages involve chickens in some way or another. So, I've created a "Chicken" label.
Further proof of the theory that "Dudes already know about chickens."
Every Topic In The Universe, Except Chickens
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