Friday, April 27, 2007

Gun Week - The GPS Smith and Wesson

In light of the recent events at Virginia Tech, we at Jeremy's Status Message are concerned with the very serious issue of personal safety. After poring over the NRA web site, we have decided that the only way Americans can be truly safe is for every man, woman, and child in this country to be heavily armed at all times. The Second Amendment of the United States Constitution has remained unheeded by far too many for far too long.

But we also understand the inconvenience of carrying firearms in a world where our pockets are already full with the numerous other mobile gadgets that have proven so necessary for modern survival. After months in the lab, our crack engineering team has merged the firearm and the mobile device to help simplify the life of the modern gunowner.

Jeremy's Status Message proudly presents "Gun Week!"

Smith and Wesson GPS
The Smith and Wesson 500, now with onboard GPS. Go ahead 200 feet, turn left onto Franklin Street, turn left at the end onto Giles Road, make the second right onto Progress Street NE, bear right onto Main Street, continue for approximately one quarter of a mile, turn right, and make my day.

Thus concludes Gun Week on Jeremy's Status Message. Remember, the more guns people have, the more peace and freedom they enjoy. Help us strive to make our country a bastion of peace and freedom following in the example set before us by the great enlightened peoples of Compton, Camden, and Alabama. Thanks for visiting!

See the rest of Gun Week: Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday


Jeremy said...

Sorry today's post was so late - I got a late start today.

Oh, and bonus points for anyone who can tell me what those directions are actually to.

Jeremy said...

Give up? Those were the directions from my house in Blacksburg to the Taco Bell. I made my day there about 4 times a week while in grad school. (I was NOT a nutrition major)

Swinging Sammy said...

hey thanks for the clarification on to whom I should give the hat tip for the glockberry! I always want to give credit where it is due.

The Whited Sepulchre said...

More credit where credit is due for the Glockberry. I got it in an email. I just finished posting pics of the iMac-10 and the GPS Smith & Wesson, providing additional commentary, and giving credit where due !