NCAA Tournament Donuts

You lost the pool. That's bad. But you get a free donut. That's good. The donut contains... I have no idea what the donut contains. That's bad.

Source: Frogurt humor stolen from The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror III

Explanation: NCAA Tournament Donuts today! And you thought your $5 entry fee was wasted. You should be honored that I chose this over $300 worth of bacon.

Here's the Simpsons clip. It's worth it to see Milhouse get smacked with the door at the end.