Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Gun Week - The Moto AKZR

In light of the recent events at Virginia Tech, we at Jeremy's Status Message are concerned with the very serious issue of personal safety. After poring over the NRA web site, we have decided that the only way Americans can be truly safe is for every man, woman, and child in this country to be heavily armed at all times. The Second Amendment of the United States Constitution has remained unheeded by far too many for far too long.

But we also understand the inconvenience of carrying firearms in a world where our pockets are already full with the numerous other mobile gadgets that have proven so necessary for modern survival. After months in the lab, our crack engineering team has merged the firearm and the mobile device to help simplify the life of the modern gunowner.

Jeremy's Status Message proudly presents "Gun Week!"

The Moto AKZR. Neutralize the enemy threat with unmatched style. Be the envy of your neighborhood as you fend off intruders and heavily-armed wildlife. Now with Bluetooth! (Also available in pink)

See the rest of Gun Week: Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday


Heather said...

1871: The year Johnson's KKK Act destroyed the Klan AND the founding of the NRA..so many Klansmembers left with an abundance of "meeting time" on their hands and, surprisingly enough...WEAPONRY that needed using!

Thank you for gunweek. I am trying to determine which semiautomatic weapon is best for a) ridding my yard of a 20 pound groundhog b) running "micrograde". I wouldn't want to loose grading time while trying to kill the wildlife so my family can enjoy our bit o' the great outdoors!

The only thing better than gun week, is gun week with BACON!

Jeremy said...


I'm sure there's some way I can integrate a skillet a handgun and a mobile device of some sort... I'll have to send a memo to research to get cracking on that one.