All Bacon and No Bacon...

From the archives:

All bacon and no bacon makes bacon a bacon bacon.
All bacon and no bacon makes bacon a bacon bacon.
All bacon and no bacon makes bacon a bacon bacon.
All bacon and no bacon makes bacon a bacon bacon.
All bacon and no bacon makes bacon a bacon bacon.
...

Source: The Shining



Or, if you prefer the Simpsons:



Explanation: I don't remember what motivated me to write this particular message, since I have quite a history of celebrating bacon, but it was most likely around the time of a coworker's 25th service anniversary. He opted to have a breakfast for his coworkers and the amount of bacon the caterers served was disproportionate to the number of eaters. I would guess there were about ten strips of bacon per person. So, I ate my ten strips at breakfast and then bunched up some strips in a napkin for later. That was followed by jokes about sending out a "Bacon on Aisle D" email and pretty much an entire day of quoting the commercial below.



By the way, any day where bacon is involved in all three meals is a special kind of day.