MAYDAY!

MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

Explanation: No, it's not an emergency, it's May 1st! The unofficial beginning of the unofficial pre-summer beginning. That's worthy of a business holiday in most of Europe! Yes, it's the second coolest pole-oriented holiday*, and the only one that involves pole dancing of any sort!

Special Blog Bonus: Another Far Side for you today, and this time, it's pertinent:


*Nothin' beats Festivus.