The Pros Just Call Them "The 'Capades"

From the archives:

Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn. And today's lesson is... "If you can't say something nice, you're probably at the Ice Capades."

Source: The Animaniacs Wheel of Morality.

Now, let's take a moment to learn something about our future master...