Beware of Falling Leopards

Better learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's gonna fall out on you.

Source: Kobe Bryant after game 2 against the Denver Nuggets in the first round of the 2008 NBA playoffs. Apparently Bryant took offense to the trash talk by Denver players.

Explanation: None necessary. I just like the image of somebody shaking a tree and a leopard falling on them.

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