Surely, You Can't Be Serious

From the archives:

I gotta say something about that guy up there, and I can sum it all up in just one word: courage, dedication, daring, pride, pluck, spirit, grit, mettle, and G-U-T-S, guts! Why, Ted Striker has got more guts in his little finger than most of us have in our large intestine, including the colon!

Source: Steve McCroskey describing Ted Striker in Airplane II: The Sequel.

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