Thursday, April 3, 2008

Don't Say the "B" Word!

This status message is kosher for Passover.

Explanation: The internet brings with it new challenges for those who wish to keep with Jewish law. We at Jeremy's Status Message are proud to proclaim that today's message is kosher for Passover.

You may think it is quite simple to proclaim a status message as kosher for Passover, but it most certainly is not. I cannot mention bacon. Shellfish are strictly not allowed. A rabbi must examine the creation process to assure readers that the content is indeed kosher. Any animals mentioned in this status message must be killed in accordance with Jewish law. Fruits and vegetables are permitted, but must be inspected for bugs. This status message cannot contain both meat and dairy. There are so many rules, but in the end, just know that you can enjoy this message on Passover without any guilt whatsoever. So, what, are you too important to call your grandmother once in a while?

Important Update: Thanks to the good people at the window company, we are now the proud new owners of a Dyson D14 vacuum cleaner. If you felt a strong suction last night, that was me cleaning up the broken glass all over our house.

1 comment:

Willie Y said...

Is a Baconator kosher?

And your update sucks.