Status of the Famous: Douglas MacArthur
Ever wonder what a famous person would have as their instant messaging status at work? Well now you'll know! Jeremy's Status Message proudly presents, Status Messages of the Famous:
I shall return.
Famous Person: American general Douglas MacArthur, who famously proclaimed:
The President of the United States ordered me to break through the Japanese lines and proceed from Corregidor to Australia for the purpose, as I understand it, of organizing the American offensive against Japan, a primary objective of which is the relief of the Philippines. I came through and I shall return.
Explanation: This is particularly important today because the headmaster of my wife's school has ordered her to send her students away for one week for the purpose, as I understand it, of giving the faculty of the school an opportunity to regain their sanity, a primary feature of which will be our trip to a sunny and beautiful locale. We're running away and we may return.
We at Jeremy's Status Message apologize for any inconvenience this causes, but there will be no posts until April 14th, at which point there will most likely be numerous posts about sunburn and sand in our suitcases.
8 comments:
Hopefully "in the suitcase" is the only place we'll have to hear about getting sand.
For your shot at my wife about the key problem. Her response, is that it will be a cold day in hell before you will see any Entenmann's chocolate donuts at our home.
Since you won't be herefor two week I will fill in. Ok here we go.
What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.
barney
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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
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Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the sh-t out of the dog
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A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"
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Roses are red,
violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
and so am I.
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From the archives:
What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.
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