Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Primary Elections

Remember, you can only vote for candidates today who are sunburned, choking, or chicken. Please steer clear of that girl Violet from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, any bodybuilder with that nasty spray-on tan stuff, and any and all environmentalists.

Explanation: See, it's a primary election. You have to vote for red, blue, or yellow candidates. If it were a secondary election, you could vote for Violet (purple), bodybuilders (orange), and environmentalists (green).

More candidates you can vote for:

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1 comment:

Willie Y said...

Thanks a lot, reading your post made me green with envy and now I can't vote.