Do You Know the Muffin Joke?
Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Hot enough for ya?" The second muffin says, "AAAAAAUGH! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Source: This gem comes courtesy of my college roommate, Matt. Matt has a bizarre sense of humor, but this was always one of my favorites.
Special Blog Bonus: Do you know the Muffin Man?
"Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!" I love that line.
1 comment:
It's pretty good, but I'm partial to the Skeleton Joke:
A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop."
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