Thursday, October 11, 2007

Do You Know the Muffin Joke?

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Hot enough for ya?" The second muffin says, "AAAAAAUGH! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Source: This gem comes courtesy of my college roommate, Matt. Matt has a bizarre sense of humor, but this was always one of my favorites.

Special Blog Bonus: Do you know the Muffin Man?



"Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!" I love that line.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It's pretty good, but I'm partial to the Skeleton Joke:

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop."