Friday, October 19, 2007

The Tree Joke

Ask me if I'm a tree.

Are you a tree?

No.

Explanation: This is another gem from my college roommate, Matt. You may not find this amusing. Honestly, I don't even think it's a joke. The full effect is totally lost without Matt laughing uncontrollably after saying "No." To this day, I have no idea why he thought it was so funny, but it was still hysterical to see him laugh at it.

2 comments:

The Good Jeremy said...

It's not funny because he's telling it wrong. It goes like this:

Ask me if I'm an orange
Are you an orange?
No.

Anonymous said...

i heard this joke about 9 years ago in high school. as told by an attractive female clasmate: "ask me if i'm a tree?"
participator: "are you a tree?"
classmate: "thats a stupid question, of course i'm not a tree"