Friday, October 19, 2007

The Tree Joke

Ask me if I'm a tree.

Are you a tree?


Explanation: This is another gem from my college roommate, Matt. You may not find this amusing. Honestly, I don't even think it's a joke. The full effect is totally lost without Matt laughing uncontrollably after saying "No." To this day, I have no idea why he thought it was so funny, but it was still hysterical to see him laugh at it.


The Good Jeremy said...

It's not funny because he's telling it wrong. It goes like this:

Ask me if I'm an orange
Are you an orange?

Anonymous said...

i heard this joke about 9 years ago in high school. as told by an attractive female clasmate: "ask me if i'm a tree?"
participator: "are you a tree?"
classmate: "thats a stupid question, of course i'm not a tree"