A Flying Pickup Truck

"No Peter, it's perfectly normal to siphon jet fuel from an active runway with the intention of flying a pickup truck."

Source: From the Airport '07 episode of The Family Guy

Explanation: Glen Quagmire loses his job as a pilot because his plane runs out of fuel and crashes in a field. He says this in an extremely sarcastic response to Peter (who put the plane's fuel in his pickup truck) when Peter says "Boy, Quagmire, I'm really sorry they fired you. I feel like this is partially my fault."

Special Blog Bonus: There is a lot of video for this episode on YouTube, but sadly, most of the clips are inappropriate for this blog. So, I give you Peter's dream of flying his pickup truck: