Milton on the Beach

From the archives:

"Excuse me, señor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a Mai Tai and they brought me a Piña Colada? And I said 'No salt' NO SALT for the Margarita, but it had salt on it."

Source: This is a quote from the movie Office Space. If you have not seen it yet and you work in the computer industry, you absolutely must see it.

Explanation: Milton Waddams, the really squirrely guy, is complaining while sitting in a lounge chair on the beach at a resort. He then threatens to put strychnine in their guacamole.

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