It Works With Every Luke, Luke

I wonder what ever happened to Luc Longley.

Source: These are the exact words my wife said this weekend.

Explanation: In case you didn't know, Luc Longley played the role of big doofy white guy for the Chicago Bulls from 1994-1998. While this comment did come totally out of left field, it's worth noting that Sarah was obsessed with Michael Jordan for several years during her adolescence, hence her knowledge of obscure Australian basketball players.

Editor's Note: You may want to wear sunglasses before looking at the whiteness depicted in the following photograph.


Multiple Choice: Luc Longley is now...

A) An SUV roof specialist at a car wash in a suburb of Chicago
B) Starring in the new Animal Planet show, The Giraffe Hunter
C) Sitting in an Outback steakhouse somewhere, having a beer with Paul Hogan
D) Who cares? It's freakin' Luc Longley!

(If you guessed secret answer E, you are correct! Luc is currently filming a reality show with Will Perdue and Bill Wennington)

Special Blog Bonus: I'm suddenly reminded of the Saturday Night Live when Luke Perry hosted (which I shall now try to quote from memory):

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Phil Hartman): Luke. Use the Force, Luke.
Luke Perry: You must be confused, I'm Luke Perry, not Luke Skywalker.
Obi-Wan: It works with every Luke, Luke.

As you can see, I can barely find any trace of it on the internet, so instead, here's a picture of Sideshow Luke Perry: