Wrestling Recap

I caught the recent professional wrestling event on Monday night. Here's a recap in case you missed it: It appears the hideously ugly overweight and heavily tattooed crazy man may have met his match in an even larger, freakishly muscled man. The guy in the suit who doesn't wrestle still managed to stir things up. That wrestler guy who came into the ring with a scantily clad surgically enhanced escort soundly defeated the guy who the announcers didn't really talk about much. Someone got hit over the head with a chair. In the tag team title fight, the referee somehow was knocked unconscious for a portion of the match. It also appears that there may be some animosity between two of the prominent tag team fighters. Oh, there's also an extremely large man with a pituitary problem who other wrestlers really don't know what to do with. And most importantly, Wrestlemania is approaching! There. Aren't you glad to be all caught up now?

Source: My description of Monday night's WWE Raw event.

Explanation: This is the first time I've really watched any professional wrestling in about 20 years. Absolutely nothing has changed... well, except Shawn Michaels is 20 years older.

Special Blog Bonus: Looking for more information about the surgically enhanced escort? Tough. Instead, here's a sweet picture of Andre the Giant and Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka.