Monday, September 24, 2007

Stripes?

"A leopard can't change its stripes."

Source: Emmitt Smith, on NFL Countdown, explaining that, even though a football team like the Houston Texans is 2-0 so far this year, their losing history may catch up to them as soon as they're hit with some adversity.

Sarcastic Response:

Dear Mr. Smith,

The following is a picture of a leopard:


Note the unique arrangement of stripes: one of nature's clever tricks to make predators believe this is a more dangerous spotted animal instead of a peace-loving striped cat like the leopard. Thank you for pointing out this miracle of evolution. Before this brilliant piece of insight, I was questioning why a football preview show featuring mostly video clips would require five studio hosts. Now I understand. Your additions to this program are invaluable. Please continue the good work.

Sincerely,
Jeremy's Status Message

P.S. Can you please explain the point of Keyshawn Johnson? I just don't get it. Is he some sort of joke or something?

Special Sneak Preview: Next week, Tennessee Titans' quarterback Vince Young will show off his college education by explaining why many as many as one-fifth of Americans can't find the United States on a map.

3 comments:

Willie Y said...

I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.

RB George Rogers

Heather said...

Emmitt Smith. Stripes? spots?
You earn more money than God
Bloggers are bitter

Haiku response. The man makes enough money to have a smart and less wealthy guy genetically engineer him a striped leopard. And he wore green shoes and STILL won the dancing man show.
Did you know he added the extra T in emmitt himself? See? See? Reinventing the world early on. Hell, he married Martin Lawrences ex-wife. The man has probably suffered enough...

Rog said...

Me and my friends, we can find US America on our map. And the Iraq and the other asian countries too.

Everywhere like, such as, and the South Africa build up our future for our children.