Monday, September 10, 2007

Did You Hear the One...

Did you hear the one about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

Answer: Yeah, I did too.

So, I just really wanted to leave it at that. It's the kind of joke you can construct the punchline from, so I don't really even need to tell you... But I will.

Real Answer: She was up all hours of the night wondering if there was a dog.


Willie Y said...

Didja hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He ended up selling his soul to Santa.

The Good Jeremy said...

Did you hear the one about the engineer who was sent to hell?

An engineer dies and makes his way towards heaven. St. Peter stops him at the gates and says that he's not on the list, and he has to go the other direction. The engineer protests, as you might expect, but the rules are pretty strict, and soon the engineer is in his orientation meeting with the devil. Satan is showing him around, and the engineer remarks about how much hell sucks and points out some improvements that can be made...such as air conditioning, flush toilets, escalators, and a sump pump for when the River Styx overflows. Not long after, God calls Satan to gloat a bit and asks how things are down in hell. Satan starts gushing about the engineer that was sent down and how the temperature is nice now, and there's not a constant stream of lava in everyone's place and so on. God interrupts, " got the engineer down there? There was a bookkeeping error. He's supposed to be up here."
The devil doesn't want to give him up, so he replies, "No sent him down here for all eternity...we're keeping him!"
God is insistant, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"
Satan chuckles, "And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"