I Need a Gyro

From the archives:

I need a gyro.
I'm holding out for a gyro - it's what I must have.
It's gotta be Greek,
And it's gotta be good,
And it's gotta be fresh from Grand Ave.
I need a gyro.
I'm holding out for a gyro 'til the morning light.
It's gotta be lamb,
And it's gotta be fresh,
And it's gotta be larger than life.

Source: These lyrics were paraphrased from Bonnie Tyler's Holding Out for a Hero off the Footloose sountrack.

Explanation: The Greek Festival was coming to Grand Avenue in Poughkeepsie, and I was mentally and emotionally preparing myself for the festivities. This seemed appropriate, since it's coming again on Thursday.

Take a look at this:


I bet you need one, too.