Fashion Advice

This summer, black is the new white! You heard it here first.

Explanation: Hey, you can't explain fashion. Other important items to note:

• Hot is the new cool.
• Orange is the new purple.
• Purple is the new green.
• Indigo is the new red, but the old blue.
• Up is the new down.
• Left is the new right. Right is now topwise.
• New is the new old. Or the old old. Wait... I have no idea.

This of course means that IOYVBIO is the new ROYGBIV. Update your physics textbooks, kids!