Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Make a Difference Today

Vote YES on Proposition 3.

Explanation: It's time for Jeremy's Status Message to make a difference. Today is Election Day - get out there and vote. And when you do vote, vote YES on Proposition 3. Your YES vote is important for those most effected by Proposition 3. Your YES vote is a vote in favor of the most important proposition your town has faced since Proposition 8 back in 1974. Proposition 3 CANNOT succeed without your support. You've seen the signs on your neighbors' lawns. There are people who want to put an end to Proposition 3. You must stop them. They support our country's slow descent toward fascism. They are evil. They like to kick sweet little puppies. A vote for Proposition 3 will stop them. It will drive them from your town. A vote for Proposition 3 is a vote for democracy. You've seen the commercials. You've heard all the arguments. You know what you have to do. Vote YES for America. Vote YES on Proposition 3. Make this world a better place for your children.

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11 comments:

Willie Y said...

I will be voting for proposition 3. In Maine, proposition 3 wants to make the moose the official state bird, I think its a little crazy, but what the heck.

The Good Jeremy said...

How can you even THINK of voting YES on Prop3? Proposition 3 takes away our liberties! If you vote for Proposition 3, the Terrorists win! Have we learned nothing from the War in Iraq? Why don't you just hand the country over to the fundamentalists if you're going to vote for Prop3? PROP3 IS EVIL!!! Only evil people vote YES on Proposition 3!

Jeremy said...

A vote for Proposition 3 is a vote for freedom. And if you're against freedom, then you're a communist. Go back to Russia, commie! We Americans support Proposition 3!

The Good Jeremy said...

Proposition 3 will raise your taxes!

Proposition 3...wrong on taxes...wrong for America!!!

Willie Y said...

If voting to make the moose the official state bird is going to help the terrorist win then I will have to re-think my vote.

Willie Y said...

I thought gay marriage or Hollywood celebrities and not being a Christian was helping the terrorist win. Boy have I been living in a bubble.

Heather said...

I believe Proposition 3 violates the Constitution which clearly states, "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all moose are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of clothing made by fine, upstanding, god-and-wrinkle-fearing people, such as those at L.L.Bean. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Moose and men, and gay commies too, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, to have no freaking state birds, or sell the NJ Turnpike. Amen,"
Written of course by Ben Franklin, a noted party goer in France, where he oft ate cheese and surrendered, and Sam Adams, who (really) failed at owning a brewery.

Shirley said...

But "3" is a noun, not a preposition. What gives?

Jeremy said...

I quote the United States Constitution, Article V, Word 73:

"three"

Need I say more? If "3" was good enough for the heroes who framed the government for the bastion of freedom in which we reside, it's good enough for me.

A vote for Proposition 3 is a vote for freedom. God bless the United States of America.

Heather said...

What is odd with the hands on the "Proposition 3 Shirt" model?

Jeremy said...

People with stubby little fingers and no thumbs can be pro-democracy also.