Post v1.0

If at first you don't succeed, call it Version 1.0.

Explanation: If it doesn't succeed again, call it version 2.0. If it fails miserably on a global scale, call it Vista.

Speaking of Failing Miserably: I am attempting to upgrade Norton Internet Security today. If I seem frustrated, irritable, or distant, or if my internet connection goes down, hangs, or spontaneously combusts, it is almost certainly the fault of Norton. As I've learned in the past, it's important to start these installations early in the day, because they might take several hours. Wish me luck!