Today's Status is Just Ducky
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Has my brother been in here?”
The bartender responds, “What does he look like?”
Explanation: A duck. He looks like a duck. Need a better duck joke? How about this one:
So this guy walks into the doctor's office with this big white duck on his head.
The doctor looks up and says, "Yes, sir, can I help you?"
And the duck says,
"Yeah, can you get this guy off my butt?"
OK, just for good measure, here's a duck comic from See Mike Draw:
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A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. The cashier says, "Cash or check?" and the duck says, "Just put it on my bill."
In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendor was suffering from a "severe nonlinear waterfowl issue." Curious, the team leader raised his eyebrows and asked, " What exactly is that?"
The programmer replied, "They don't have their ducks in a row."
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