Waffles!

The early bird may get the worm, but the night owl gets to go out for waffles at 3:00 in the morning.

Explanation: No, I was not up until 3:00 in the morning last night (or recently, for that matter) nor did I have waffles this morning. I have had waffles recently, though. Sweet, sweet waffles. Wait, what was I talking about?

Oh, my point is this. Would you rather have a worm or waffles? I'm all for waffles.