Friday Morning Live

From the archives:

LIVE FROM NEW JERSEY, IT'S FRIDAY MORNING!!!

Source: See, I'm ripping of the whole Saturday Night Live intro thing. I can do that because today is a holiday and I'm too lazy to come up with my own material. Of course, if I'm using an old "Live from New Jersey" message, is it really live? I have no idea. Don't think about it. Just go to a picnic today and try to enjoy some fireworks.

Hey - speaking of fireworks, my life insurance is active today! Just in time for me to do something stupid! Woo-hoo!