Friday, December 14, 2007

Performance Enhanced Blogging?

I'm just glad the Mitchell Report is out and my name is finally cleared.

Explanation: I've denied all allegations against me, and now my name has been cleared. Yep, not being in the Mitchell Report means that there is abolutely no way that I could have possibly used blog-enhancing substances. Thank you to all who supported me through this difficult time.

Special Blog Bonus: Haven't read all 400+ pages? Get a special inside look at those who were surprisingly named in the Mitchell Report:

Johnny Bravo



Garfield



Grape Ape



Bam Bam Bigelow



Bam Bam Flintstone

3 comments:

The Good Jeremy said...

I don't know how clean this blog is. I personally have injected it with performance-enhancing comments on numerous occasions.

JCA said...

Whew! Bullet dodged. Now we'll just cross our fingers that they restore your Tour de France victory.

(btw, Bam Bam wasn't a Flintstone, he was Barney and Betty Rubble's boy... unless he took Pebbles' name when they got married, as they eventually must have, given the ways of the cartoon universe).

Jeremy said...

Wow, my apologies. I was so excited about finding a picture of Bam Bam Bigelow, I totally screwed up young Mr. Rubble's name.