Thursday, February 19, 2009

I'm Baaaaack

So, which sounds better? "Air poopies" or "tushie burps?"

Before we go on, we at Jeremy's Status Message would like to apologize for the interruption in service over the past two weeks. As a thanks to you, our loyal readers, we will no longer be posting about pregnancy. Nine months is long enough! This blog will now return to the standards of high taste to which you have become accustomed.

Explanation: So, in case you haven't figured it out yet, I am now a dad. I have a beautiful baby girl and took the last two weeks or so to spend time with my family. Life is good.

As a new dad, however, it's important that I have a cute way of saying that my daughter has expelled noxious gasses from her hindquarters. It cuts some of the tension in the room when you refer to those occurrences as air poopies or tushie burps. Maybe I should just call them toots. Farts? Breaking wind? Cutting the cheese? Letting one rip? Flatulence? Pooting? Tummy bubbles? Busting a fluffy? Barking spiders? Stepping on a frog? Floating an air biscuit? Tuning a tuba? I have no idea. I need suggestions.

Help!

7 comments:

JCA said...

Based on a certain cause-and-effect relationship we observed in Spain, & and I have coined the verb "manchego."

Jeremy said...

I feel somehow obligated to mention liquipoo at this point.

Willie Y said...

Arkansas barking spiders ,trouser cough, belching clown, butt bark. These are but a few of my favorites.

Go here for a hundred more.

Jeremy said...

You can always use "Gas Leak" or "Southerly Wing" or "Morning Thunder" or the technical term, "Flatus."

Bill said...

I think you are just using her as an excuse to cover up for yourself.. "And that is all I have to say about that"

sam said...

And as a result of this post, the ad I see at the top of your page is for iFartz, "the most sophisticated fart machine...ever!"

Jeremy said...

AWESOME! Order yours now!