Geography Fact Week Crawls Along With a Trail of Slime Behind It
The French eat more snails than any other people in the world.
Source: The book my daughter chooses to eat over any other book, Bite Size Geography - 150 Facts You Won't Believe!
Explanation: What can I say? They like to surrender and they like to eat gastropods. And you wonder why...
Special Bonus Fact: France is visited by more tourists each year than any other country in the world.*
It's a no brainer. They have the best toast, fries, and onion soup in the world. Viva la France!
One More French Fact: The Eiffel Tower is 2.4 inches (6 centimetres for my loyal Canadian readership) taller on a hot summer day than it is on a cold winter night.
*A little known corollary to this fact is that the French surrender to 20% of these tourists.
2 comments:
The "Cheese Eating Surrendered Monkeys" were monkeys trained to replace actual French Citizens. Even a monkey can lower himself to wear a kicky beret, look down at people, and surrender. (If the throw a little poop..so is life!)
And the lady monkeys have hairy armpits!
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