I am not the software engineer you're looking for.
Explanation: You don't need to see my identification. I am not the software engineer you're looking for.
Sametime is the instant messaging client we use at work. It allows users to edit a status message to indicate "I am active" or "Working from home" or "I am at a meeting." Long ago, I got bored with simple messages like that and started coming up with something creative every day instead. These are my daily status messages.