The Official Filling Remover of Halloween

From the archives:

Milk Duds: Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists with yachts.

Explanation: I swore off Milk Duds about 10 years ago because I could hear my dentist cringing every time I put one in my mouth.  Silly me, I decided to give them a try again this year.  After chomping on one for about 5 minutes, I decided that was enough for this decade.  On the bright side, I didn't do any major damage.  On the not so bright side, I'm still chewing on the damn thing.

I'm Not Dead Yet

I'm back!

Explanation: In case you're thinking this status message sucks, you're right. This post isn't actually status message. I am announcing my intent to resurrect this blog. I will not be posting daily, I will not be posting on a set schedule, but I will be posting. As always, all posts (other than this one) will be actual Sametime status messages. Hope you enjoy the statusey goodness!