Let's Thank Our Sponsors
This message is brought to you by the letters B and X, and by the number 3.
Explanation: I was feeling very Sesame Street this morning*. What can I say? Plus, I've found that X, especially, is a great sponsor. Remember that television show it sponsored with David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson? Big budget all the way. B is pretty much the opposite, but we welcome any sponsorship we can get.
Special Blog Bonus: While I'm on a muppet theme, please enjoy the muppet chickens playing piano:
*Elmo is your leader.
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Grover tells Cookie Monster: "This is an intervention. We're worried about you."
Cookie Monster, crumbs still falling from his furry mouth, replies: "Me can quit anytime me want."
The Count replies: "Three! Ah ha ha! You've tried to quit three times!"
Cookie Monster, after years of therapy and conditioning, finally gets that monkey off his back. He begins to chain smoke and only eats granola bars. He thinks the hollowness they leave in his Muppet body can only be outdone by the hollowness of his soul.
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