Suspect is Hatless. Repeat, Hatless.

"This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort; heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless."

Source: Chief Clancy Wiggum from The Simpsons.

Explanation: This is from the Homer's Triple Bypass episode of The Simpsons. Of course, I can't find video of this clip on YouTube... in English. So here it is in German:



And Spanish!



Special Blog Bonus: A different Chief Wiggum clip, in English this time: