It's Haiku Friday!

I mow and it grows.
I mow and it grows some more.
I'm ready for snow.

Explanation: I have to mow my lawn today so the neighbors don't rise up and kick me out of the neighborhood. And today seemed like a good day for haiku. (Plus, I just watched the "Mr. Plow" episode of The Simpsons) Want another? Here are a few more:

The Game Show Network
Is not part of my package.
Why, Comcast, why? Why?

Syllable pattern
Will soon prefix your phone calls
To New Mexico

Bad morning at sink,
Simultaneous brushing,
Wife spits on your head

And a "Haiku Circus" comic (which does not appear to be published anymore):