Performance Enhanced Blogging?
I'm just glad the Mitchell Report is out and my name is finally cleared.
Explanation: I've denied all allegations against me, and now my name has been cleared. Yep, not being in the Mitchell Report means that there is abolutely no way that I could have possibly used blog-enhancing substances. Thank you to all who supported me through this difficult time.
Special Blog Bonus: Haven't read all 400+ pages? Get a special inside look at those who were surprisingly named in the Mitchell Report:
Johnny Bravo
Garfield
Grape Ape
Bam Bam Bigelow
Bam Bam Flintstone
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I don't know how clean this blog is. I personally have injected it with performance-enhancing comments on numerous occasions.
Whew! Bullet dodged. Now we'll just cross our fingers that they restore your Tour de France victory.
(btw, Bam Bam wasn't a Flintstone, he was Barney and Betty Rubble's boy... unless he took Pebbles' name when they got married, as they eventually must have, given the ways of the cartoon universe).
Wow, my apologies. I was so excited about finding a picture of Bam Bam Bigelow, I totally screwed up young Mr. Rubble's name.
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