Sorbet Saturday, Part 2

From the archives:

sor·bet (sôr-BAY) n. A frozen dessert similar to a frappé, usually made from fruit juice and having a mushy consistency. [French, from Ottoman Turkish sher bet, meaning "Sam can't"]

Explanation: One dessert, four status messages! Of course, this is only part 2 in my series that mocked my coworker "Sam" for his inability to consume this complicated dessert in a timely fashion. For guidance on how to eat sorbet faster, I turned to YouTube, which offers the following clip from Emeril Live. I cannot imagine the brain freeze these gentleman got during this contest.