I Miss Dan Quayle

"It isn't pollution that's harming our environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

Source: Former U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle

Explanation: It's a little known fact that before Al Gore spearheaded global environmental activism, Dan Quayle released his book, An Inkonven Inconveen Enconv Not-So-Good Truth. In it, the former Vice President spoke of how global temperature change wasn't about atmospheric carbon dioxide levels, it was about the world getting warmer.