Dog License

From the archives:

After moving to Texas about 25 years ago, my grandfather bought a puppy. Nobody in his neighborhood knew anything about dog licenses, but he figured if he went to the municipal building where they issued everything (marriage licenses, fishing licenses, hunting licenses, etc.) he'd be able to pick one up. When he got there, he asked the receptionist where he could go to get a dog license. She looked appauled. "YOU'RE GOING TO HUNT DOGS???"

Source: This is a true story. Texas is a very, very different place than New Jersey.