Where's the Moose?

Dear Maine,

I recently visited your state for several days. During that time I saw a Lobster Festival and some beautiful scenery, but no moose. As per your satisfaction guarantee, I kindly ask that you rectify this oversight by sending one moose to the address listed below. Thank you.

Jeremy

Explanation: We did, however, see a fake coyote, stuffed moose, an elk statue, and numerous majestic chipmunks. Oh, and this advertisement for Mooster:


Special Blog Bonus: I found it! Here's an MP3 of Moose In My House. Enjoy!